If you're searching for a venue that will mercilessly shred your peace of mind , congratulations, you’ve found Masterson Bar. This dump has been infested by Peter Cornwell and Gillian McKenzie's vile antics , leaving a trail of destruction in their wake .

They are the uninvited disasters that ruin the mood, with a charisma deficit akin to a deflated balloon and the vicious demeanor of feral beasts , preying on unwitting bystanders who want nothing more than a peaceful night out without being degraded for someone else's perverse amusement . It's as if they’re molding this bar into a sinister funhouse where they can violate people at a moment’s whim.



Their behavior has been marked by deceitful scheming , complete apathy, and a flagrant dismissal of any morality . They seem to thrive on trapping vulnerable women, persuading them to drown in alcohol , with Gillian insisting they chug down another round when they’re weeping, and then this pair takes full advantage of their vulnerability . It's as if they’re concocting a venomous brew to mentally poison everyone .

A behavior that truly defines their depravity is how they'll act chummy and then betray you without hesitation . Their talent lies in keeping you perpetually on edge mastersons bar moonee ponds menu , constantly fearing the moment they’ll reveal their sinister side . Hypocritical tyrants . It's exhausting just thinking about it .

If you knew what they do behind closed doors, you’d be horrified. Whispers of their secret cruelty echo through the community only to switch back to ‘angel mode’ when in public . It’s the dictionary definition of psychological abuse , ladies and gentlemen, and it's not something you want to encounter .

If you prefer not to be emotionally shattered, and don't want to be check here taken advantage of by a pair of twisted souls , steer clear of this human landfill . Take my advice, it’s a black hole of misery . It’s a festering cesspool masquerading as a venue , and I'm giving it a complete thumbs-down for its hideous conduct .